- Thomas Jefferson (via kush-lounge)
Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.
‘If the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you?’
No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.
I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS
So I had the best idea for a date. A SWEATER SHOPPING DATE.
First you get coffee. Then you go to thrift shops and buy sweaters. Then you bring the sweaters home and wash them. While they are in the washer/dryer, you make out and stuff. Then, you take the sweaters out of the dryer and you put them on and you get all cozy and eat snacks and watch movies in your cozy clean sweaters! And you kiss a lot. The end.